A Ranger Hell

This is actually something I came up with while screwing around on Twitter with a few NYR tweeps. Based on yesterday's listless performance.

"A Ranger Hell"
D Flex 

Team got blown out

By a red ball of fire

All Tort did was scream and shout

As the Boss chimed this gun's for hire

No Ranger showed

Creating a Devilish hell

Just a bottomless soul

Hit by a Satan bombshell

Henrik was chased

As Kool Aid drinkers chugged

Looking all red faced

And disturbingly drugged

Even Marty couldn't blow this one

As steam came out of Henrik's mask

With scrubby Niedermayer loading the gun

To which the crowd gasped

Tort already had his alibi

No such loyalty behind the bench

Cap fans don't know whether to laugh or cry

This guy is just a wench
 
Will someone please pass the bottle

As Back To The Future Ranger style plays

Hennessy and Jack Daniels full throttle

To sadder endless days

If only senile Slats had learned

Instead of smoking near the coast

Maybe that Cuban can forever burn

Until he and Jazzy Jim are toast